i didn't check the store, but i did search other places. did you look for applenet, or something different?

[Because he tried every variation of 'apple' and 'network' he could think of, a few queries about the symbols, and then some other words he noticed in the introduction -- and nada. It's almost like the app doesn't exist in the wider world. Granted, he's not the most thorough searcher, but he is a persistent one.]

i've heard of the headaches too. maybe a checkup is a good idea.

[He won't bother for himself unless it persists, but he'll still give advice. Whoops.]