welp; 5/14

[torching]

[ so uh

it's one day after getting the app, and mako did what he said he would: he took his phone over to an IT guy to get it checked, only to be met with a strange look.

"I don't know what app you're talking about."

needless to say, mako is frustrated as hell. (yoshio and minako may notice him pacing the floor angrily at home.) but he said he'd keep everyone posted, so...here it is. a psa utilizing some of the fancy features the app has to offer. ]

VASSAGO vassago@applenet.net
Shared the following message below:

hey guys.

so...i took my phone to an IT guy as i told some of you yesterday to see if he could remove the app.
he told me he didn't know what i was talking about? to him, my phone looked completely fine.
so i tried to pull up the app but it shut down and disappeared. completely.

yeah. don't ask me how that happened because i have no idea either.

they weren't lying when they said that this app was private.

Comments

[torching]

wait you tried on seventeen phones?

[truthkills]

no, i tried on seventeen stone tablets with my own blood

of course it was seventeen phones

[torching]

that's dedication.

did you try it on anything else?

[truthkills]

nah it was boredom, the cable went out

also tried it on a tablet and a sandwich

[torching]

and what happened with the tablet?

i hope it was a good sandwich

[truthkills]

same thing as with the phones, magically appearing app and all

actually it wasn't a really good sandwich but i think the guy at [INFORMATION LOCKED] was pissed off at me again, live and learn

[torching]

this thing is seriously following us around. it's on my desktop and my laptop now, too.

i don't blame him, but it was worth a shot
might wanna double check your other devices too

[truthkills]

i'm betting it's on everything we touch

like a weird disease

have you tried dunking your phone in hand sanitizer yet?

[torching]

have you?

[truthkills]

nah I'm waiting for someone dumb and gullible to come along

[torching]

then you're asking the wrong person

[truthkills]

what, it was worth a shot