Some of them, thankfully, are _not_ childish sock puppets and are instead controlled via strings. I think there are some that are technically wind up dolls? I'm not sure.
Wait, why am I arguing about puppets.
Won't you be able to cheerfully mock us after the countdown ends, too? Unless it'll remove the app when it's finished. But I doubt we're _that_ lucky. But something about that would imply that you _can't_, so...
[ Wait. Didn't the Terms of Service warn about 'no responsibility in cases of harm or death', or something like that? ] You're expecting us to be incapacitated somehow. Or otherwise unable to talk to you. Am I right?
Erika Furudo ⚔ Baalberith
Wait, why am I arguing about puppets.
Won't you be able to cheerfully mock us after the countdown ends, too? Unless it'll remove the app when it's finished. But I doubt we're _that_ lucky. But something about that would imply that you _can't_, so...
[ Wait. Didn't the Terms of Service warn about 'no responsibility in cases of harm or death', or something like that? ] You're expecting us to be incapacitated somehow. Or otherwise unable to talk to you. Am I right?