I feel like Auntie Mizuki will drop dead if you send even the wimpiest guy over, so let's not do that quite yet. Uncle Shigure is probably fair game.

[She nods sagely, as if making a list of which relatives to rough up is a completely normal thing.]

So...what are you going to do about it? I'm not going to give you my cellphone, you know. I'm not sure if you're going to ask, but I'm part of this, too.