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Tatsuya Suou ⚔ Sabnock vroomvroom@applenet.net
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How do you get rid of cats sneaking into your bakery?

[If Katsuya was here, he'd have a field day. These things can't be contracted and talks about manliness are fruitless. Tatsuya is just completely frustrated and about to give up. This cat infestation is the worst.]

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Yui Kanzaki ☸ Amon

[mirrors_wish]

They're cute! But if you're making and selling food, I can see where they'd be a problem.

My parents said we could keep a little grey striped one that keeps sleeping on our doorstep.

Tatsuya Suou ⚔ Sabnock

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They aren't really my type of pet...

[Tatsuya is more of a dog person.]

They just keep multiplying. Even taking them out, others take their place.

Yui Kanzaki ☸ Amon

[mirrors_wish]

That is trouble. Have you tried calling someone about it? Animal control or something?

Tatsuya Suou ⚔ Sabnock

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Sure but they told me they are overworked and put me on a waiting list...

Plus I wonder what they'll do since we're being overrun right now.

[As much as he's meh about cats in general thanks to ~dear brother~ he doesn't want to see them dead either.]

Yui Kanzaki ☸ Amon

[mirrors_wish]

Maybe try setting up some kind of cage for them? Something large enough, with food so they'll stay out of the bakery?

Tatsuya Suou ⚔ Sabnock

[cantforget]

[He hates how normally he wouldn't be doing these two things. Anywhere else but this world.]

So a ..cat house?

Yui Kanzaki ☸ Amon

[mirrors_wish]

I guess so. It's the only thing I can think that might work. It looks like all of the shelters are flooded.

[cantforget]

I've never built cat houses...

[He's good with technology and bikes and cars, but cat houses....]

[mirrors_wish]

We made ours out of cardboard boxes, but if that's going to be outside, you might have to make yours from wood.

I can try to help. I've never done any woodworking before, but I at least have what we put together as a guide.

[cantforget]

[He hates the idea of all this work for a job he doesn't really like but they are supposed to pretend. Tch.]

Worth a try at this point.

[mirrors_wish]

All right. I'll be right over.

Jun Kurosu ⚔ Shax

[onlythankyou]

...Tatsuya, do you need help.

[cantforget]

[It is still so difficult to interact with Jun sometimes, as Tatsuya is half-afraid he'll just disappear. But right now, he's panicking. His voice cracks even as he speaks.]

Yes. I'm not sure what to do...

[onlythankyou]

[Jun has been off the app for quite some time already... It had been nice, to lose himself. Especially after what Luci had revealed. But if Tatsuya needs help, no matter how small a thing - he will drop everything.

A little research and shopping later and he's showing up at the bakery with a small load of plants.]

Ta- Hello? [Did he ever learn Tatsuya's false name?]

[cantforget]

[Would it really matter if he had? Tatsuya just wanted to call him Jun...he bit his lip before he just did the same thing as the other.]

Hi.

[He tries to look away, but he's blushing slightly.]

You brought plants?

[onlythankyou]

[Jun wanted, more than anything, for things to be the same as they always were between the two of them...but after what had happened, after promising to forget one another and disappear...and then neither of them doing either of those things.

And Jun had been so happy about that, about remembering and being remembered - even though it's breaking their promise. He shouldn't be this selfish...]

Lavender, rosemary, lemon balm...a few others. They're supposed to deter cats. [And really, when would Jun's solution ever be anything but flowers?]

Ran Mouri ⚔ Zepar

[singlefaith]

[That . . . is a lot of cats. Ran loves cats, though even she has to admit this may be a little much.]

Ah-- would you like some help?

[No, they've never met before -- or even talked. But he's in a public place, and he's on this channel, so he's part of the team. So it should be okay, right?]

I'm usually pretty good with cats.

[A health inspector would have a field day with that.]

Tatsuya Suou ⚔ Sabnock

[cantforget]

[It is so many cats you have no idea, friend.]

Anything that could get them out of here.

[He's desperate.]

Ran Mouri ⚔ Zepar

[singlefaith]

I'm pretty sure we still have some tuna in the cupboard. I bought extra with all of the cats outside. I'll bring that over if you can give me the address?

[Well, it's worth a shot, right? It's not going to hurt.]

I have to wonder if they have anything to do with the rats from last time.

[cantforget]

They would have been useful when we had the rats.


[won't feeding them just encourage to come here? Well at least he can get rid of the ones in the store.]

Bring it over, please.

[hachitaro]

Uh... leave food for them in a place where they can get it that's not nearby?

Tatsuya Suou ⚔ Sabnock

[cantforget]

I tried to do that, but more walked in. They just never stop...

Taro Watanabe ☸ Dantalion

[hachitaro]

uhhh shit i dont remember what repels cats i think its like orange smell or something you could try that?

[cantforget]

We have some orange candied peels for cakes, but I don't think that will work...

[Plus if that's true, oranges will be sold out everywhere.]

[hachitaro]

i just looked it up, you got coffee grounds anywhere?