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[truthkills]

Kiriya Kujo kkbaalberith@applenet.net
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so hey turns out I'm not actually dead

alright i mean not actually dead here out in the real world where i come from I remain kind of dead

but that is beyond the point, I have missed much, someone fill me in on what I missed in the hospital

and if anyone wants to know about the hospital thing, no big deal, I'll be off the crutches soon

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Makoto Fukami ⚔ Marchosias

[transient_specter]

Good.

Also you missed us running around trying to kill those shadow things in what looked like a lab.

Also I regained some more memories. I remember you now. From outside of here, I mean.

[truthkills]

aw man I always miss the fun stuff, how long ago was that? I could have wheeled artillery in on a wheelchair, maybe. found a wheelchair in one of the storage rooms, it sucks, but it got the job done for a couple days

aha see I told you we'd met before

how'd you regain the other memories?

[transient_specter]

A few weeks ago.

And I don't know. I was asleep for an entire day though, apparently. I think Luci had something to do with it.

[truthkills]

ah well that was right when the thing with the hospital happened so of course I missed it, figures

but did you feel rested after that sleep and also do you think Luci can do something about broken legs

hypothetically

[transient_specter]

I don't know about the legs.

But for your information everyone at home is fine as far as I can tell. I figured you'd want to know with you being dead and all.

[truthkills]

but do you know if they had a big funeral

wailing, gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, the works

[transient_specter]

I don't know about that. I've been in the Ganma World for about two years. We showed up because people were in trouble. Once we got that under control and knew that you and your group were dealing with things fine, we went back to trying to fix the Ganma World.

But the world hasn't exploded in the past two years, so there's that.

[truthkills]

oh, so you didn't come back for my undoubtedly lavish funeral, I see how it is

hey, good on the world for continuing to spin those two years

[transient_specter]

No, I've only been to one funeral where I wasn't helping as part of the temple staff and it wasn't yours.

Somehow. I'm sort of impressed.

[truthkills]

I just hope they spring-loaded the coffin like I asked, i want to give some graverobbing archaeologist a heart attack in the future

you know I am too the way everything was going

[transient_specter]

I know someone who could do it if convinced it was for some scientific purpose.

Also I unlocked a new form apparently but it's kind of useless since I can't transform here.

[truthkills]

would scientifically testing how people freak out at a spring-loaded corpse count

you win some, you lose some

[transient_specter]

I would say yes, Akari would say no.

It was a little... unusual, even by our standards, I think. Though I don't know how ridiculous yours got.

[truthkills]

man, sounds like a party pooper

look I turned into a literal motorcycle who needed a rider to access my own finishing move, if you want to have some kind of ridiculous transformation contest, I WIN

[transient_specter]

I wasn't trying to have a competition.

[truthkills]

only because you know you can't beat turning into a motorcycle

[transient_specter]

No but I got more special attacks in that form than in pretty much any other form.

[truthkills]

but were they neon

[transient_specter]

Not really.

[truthkills]

then mine are better

Chikusa Kakimoto ☸ Astaroth

[kokuyoyo]

Those siblings invited us in again.

I have a cafe.

[truthkills]

so nice of them to think of us

and so what kind of cafe are we talking here? Respectable? Hipster? front for something shady? secretly microwaving everything in the back?

[kokuyoyo]

Hipster, front for something shady.

We need somewhere physical so I arranged something.

[truthkills]

cool, cool, but how's the food in the cafe

and the coffee

and can Lazer's sponsor a dessert, something something corporate synergy

[kokuyoyo]

I'm using the same recipes for my club's cafe during the Flower Festival. So good enough.

It'd be useful if you did. I wanted to talk to you about it in fact.

[truthkills]

excellent, excellent, I know just the dessert I want to sponsor

[kokuyoyo]

[...]

That looks like it's from the 80s.

[truthkills]

the important thing is that it conveys exactly the sort of aesthetic I need in my crossplatform advertising

really lets you know what Lazer's is all about

[kokuyoyo]

Illegal drugs?

[truthkills]

that it is bright and fun and is totally the sort of place that will bribe any police who come sniffing around for drugs to look the other way

[kokuyoyo]

Sure.

Do you have a recipe on hand for that or am I going to have to figure that out on my own?