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[truthkills]

Kiriya Kujo kkbaalberith@applenet.net
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so hey turns out I'm not actually dead

alright i mean not actually dead here out in the real world where i come from I remain kind of dead

but that is beyond the point, I have missed much, someone fill me in on what I missed in the hospital

and if anyone wants to know about the hospital thing, no big deal, I'll be off the crutches soon

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[transient_specter]

I don't know about the legs.

But for your information everyone at home is fine as far as I can tell. I figured you'd want to know with you being dead and all.

[truthkills]

but do you know if they had a big funeral

wailing, gnashing of teeth, rending of garments, the works

[transient_specter]

I don't know about that. I've been in the Ganma World for about two years. We showed up because people were in trouble. Once we got that under control and knew that you and your group were dealing with things fine, we went back to trying to fix the Ganma World.

But the world hasn't exploded in the past two years, so there's that.

[truthkills]

oh, so you didn't come back for my undoubtedly lavish funeral, I see how it is

hey, good on the world for continuing to spin those two years

[transient_specter]

No, I've only been to one funeral where I wasn't helping as part of the temple staff and it wasn't yours.

Somehow. I'm sort of impressed.

[truthkills]

I just hope they spring-loaded the coffin like I asked, i want to give some graverobbing archaeologist a heart attack in the future

you know I am too the way everything was going

[transient_specter]

I know someone who could do it if convinced it was for some scientific purpose.

Also I unlocked a new form apparently but it's kind of useless since I can't transform here.

[truthkills]

would scientifically testing how people freak out at a spring-loaded corpse count

you win some, you lose some

[transient_specter]

I would say yes, Akari would say no.

It was a little... unusual, even by our standards, I think. Though I don't know how ridiculous yours got.

[truthkills]

man, sounds like a party pooper

look I turned into a literal motorcycle who needed a rider to access my own finishing move, if you want to have some kind of ridiculous transformation contest, I WIN

[transient_specter]

I wasn't trying to have a competition.

[truthkills]

only because you know you can't beat turning into a motorcycle

[transient_specter]

No but I got more special attacks in that form than in pretty much any other form.

[truthkills]

but were they neon

[transient_specter]

Not really.

[truthkills]

then mine are better