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Kiriya Kujo | Kamen Rider Lazer ([personal profile] truthkills) wrote in [community profile] applenet2017-08-05 07:28 pm

DEAL$ DEAL$ DEAL$


Kiriya Kujo ⚔ Baalberith kkbaalberith@applenet.net
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alright so I'm trying to clear out one of the shop's back rooms for meetings but there's a lot of junk in there

and since some of it might actually be useful in all this crap, I am offering the blowout deal savings to you guys first, you lucky people


First off I got a case of these fidget spinner things you kids are so crazy about only I'm pretty sure you can actually weaponize them; there's no way they've passed through any sort of safety checks with as cheap as my other self here got this case for


I have no idea what this thing's actual purpose is except maybe to make family picnics fun and exciting with a new and unusual means of cutting watermelons but it too can be yours, just make me an offer


ranged and hand-to-hand combat all together in one weapon, you can't pass up this bargain. Ammo sold separately


You could probably hit someone with this if the colors didn't stun them first. clashes with my decor. Also has a tag on it that says "New Year's Eve 2013" so who knows what Kiran did with it, purchase at your own risk


if you need to punch someone and be fancy about it, I got you covered


I think it's a couch, it was under a bunch of stuff. all sales final, no returns


the rubber band ball in the back had a few problems but I think the rest of it is still good, perfect for flinging at enemies

I also have a lot of other fine merchandise that needs to move back here, just ask if you're looking for anything in particular

or come by Lazer's Pawn if you want to marvel at all this in person

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[personal profile] hachitaro 2017-08-06 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
oh right hang on i had a picture i wanted to show you

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[personal profile] hachitaro 2017-08-06 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
does that make the top one the head or something
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[personal profile] hachitaro 2017-08-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
i vaguely know what those are
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[personal profile] hachitaro 2017-08-06 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
i like the faces that are just text

☆⌒(ゝ。∂)
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[personal profile] hachitaro 2017-08-06 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
im over 100 so yes

yes it probably is
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[personal profile] hachitaro 2017-08-06 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
mostly that involves just drinking and telling bad jokes so i think i'm fine on that front ;)
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[personal profile] hachitaro 2017-08-06 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
usually im the one being told to get off the lawn actually
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[personal profile] hachitaro 2017-08-07 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
technically you called me a grandpa

also i don't have kids so i can't be a grandpa

i dont know of any kids at least
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[personal profile] hachitaro 2017-08-09 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
i only get that when people vomit on my welcome mat

a mans gotta have standards
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[personal profile] hachitaro 2017-08-12 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
college towns are the most fun

so yes