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Kiriya Kujo ⚔ Baalberith kkbaalberith@applenet.net
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alright so I'm trying to clear out one of the shop's back rooms for meetings but there's a lot of junk in there

and since some of it might actually be useful in all this crap, I am offering the blowout deal savings to you guys first, you lucky people

First off I got a case of these fidget spinner things you kids are so crazy about only I'm pretty sure you can actually weaponize them; there's no way they've passed through any sort of safety checks with as cheap as my other self here got this case for

I have no idea what this thing's actual purpose is except maybe to make family picnics fun and exciting with a new and unusual means of cutting watermelons but it too can be yours, just make me an offer

ranged and hand-to-hand combat all together in one weapon, you can't pass up this bargain. Ammo sold separately

You could probably hit someone with this if the colors didn't stun them first. clashes with my decor. Also has a tag on it that says "New Year's Eve 2013" so who knows what Kiran did with it, purchase at your own risk

if you need to punch someone and be fancy about it, I got you covered

I think it's a couch, it was under a bunch of stuff. all sales final, no returns

the rubber band ball in the back had a few problems but I think the rest of it is still good, perfect for flinging at enemies

I also have a lot of other fine merchandise that needs to move back here, just ask if you're looking for anything in particular

or come by Lazer's Pawn if you want to marvel at all this in person