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Kiriya Kujo ⚔ Baalberith kkbaalberith@applenet.net
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alright so I'm trying to clear out one of the shop's back rooms for meetings but there's a lot of junk in there

and since some of it might actually be useful in all this crap, I am offering the blowout deal savings to you guys first, you lucky people


First off I got a case of these fidget spinner things you kids are so crazy about only I'm pretty sure you can actually weaponize them; there's no way they've passed through any sort of safety checks with as cheap as my other self here got this case for


I have no idea what this thing's actual purpose is except maybe to make family picnics fun and exciting with a new and unusual means of cutting watermelons but it too can be yours, just make me an offer


ranged and hand-to-hand combat all together in one weapon, you can't pass up this bargain. Ammo sold separately


You could probably hit someone with this if the colors didn't stun them first. clashes with my decor. Also has a tag on it that says "New Year's Eve 2013" so who knows what Kiran did with it, purchase at your own risk


if you need to punch someone and be fancy about it, I got you covered


I think it's a couch, it was under a bunch of stuff. all sales final, no returns


the rubber band ball in the back had a few problems but I think the rest of it is still good, perfect for flinging at enemies

I also have a lot of other fine merchandise that needs to move back here, just ask if you're looking for anything in particular

or come by Lazer's Pawn if you want to marvel at all this in person

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Yui Kanzaki ☸ Amon

[mirrors_wish]

I don't even know what I'm supposed to say.

[truthkills]

preferably something like "wow, I love that great couch, but do you mind if I test it with my own blacklight before taking it off your hands?"

[mirrors_wish]

I can't believe I'm suggesting it but have you tried burning it?

[truthkills]

two problems:
1. would need a permit
2. not sure when it was made, what chemicals were used in its manufacture, and how flammable these chemicals are

I mean it could go up like a roman candle

[mirrors_wish]

[She has just enough tact not to suggest that might be a good idea and get rid of a particularly annoying shop.]

So your solution is to ask any of us if we want it?

[truthkills]

you never know

someone here may have a gripping need for a fidget spinner that can remove the fingers of enemies or yourself if you are not careful

sharing is caring

[mirrors_wish]

You're not exactly sharing if you want money and I think right now you're only caring about yourself.

[truthkills]

or I have bills to pay in order to keep this store up and running as a front for all sorts of fun activities for our little group

[mirrors_wish]

At least now you're admitting it's a front.

[truthkills]

NOW it's a front

before it was a perfectly respectable and legitimate business

[mirrors_wish]

Of course it was.

[truthkills]

scout's honor

[mirrors_wish]

Are you even a scout?

[truthkills]

does owning a set of badges someone pawned off here count

[mirrors_wish]

That answers my question more than it should have.

[truthkills]

see, I can totally be helpful and forthcoming