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Genda Koujirou (Marchosias) GKmarchosias@applenet.net
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Likely many of us have at least attempted to look up the meaning behind the names we were first given when this app showed up. Some of us likely looked up the meaning of names from those we had struck up conversations with.

I was no exception and after verifying from what little resource is available I've resigned myself to the puns and jokes that will appear once the meaning of Marchosias is known by most of us on here, doubly so in regards to such due to the fact it seems those bearing this name are the most numerous here.

And to pull the metaphorical band aide off this as quickly as possible.

Marchosias apparently is some entity that some new age circles call to for help with loyalty, and is mostly depicted as a winged wolf.

Please deposit your jokes and puns here so it's out of your systems before the suppose reveal of information happening in five days.

[If anyone was walking about or also using one of the many outdoor tables on the lawns of Green Valley. You may have stumbled upon Christopher gently face planting in resignation on the tabletop he's currently sitting at, before he types rapidly on his phone. Mere moments after the applenet app buzzes with this new post. You may also notice an occult magazine open near said boy's elbow opened to a small article about said entity and some hyper stylized wolf with angel wings dominating the page next to it.]

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I'm suddenly feeling very attacked right now

I'll hold off on my righteous fury until you return, because I'm at least a polite in my indignation.

oh okay then Did you know this thing has like three names? Finding it was a bit of a challenge. Abigor, Eligos, Eligor... there's three of us. I've got to get hold of the others, that's too much of a coincidence to pass up. Anyway, I'm apparently the grand duke of Hades.

Well you're slacking on whatever underworld duties you're meant to be performing.

Or are you the new face to entice people to not be afraid of said underworld?

I don't know whether to be amused or scared that there is three variations to that name and three of you. Luckily Marchosias doesn't seem to vary much in spelling.

Oh, I don't know. I invoked Moon Moon, I think I did my quota. Oh, and good to know Marchosias doesn't vary. It's hard enough to spell that to begin with.

I was attempting to let such a curse pass.
Remember this when I'm obligated to stand back to point and laugh when something happens in the near future to you.

My autocorrect is still completely upset with me over that name. I wouldn't wish it on anyone to type, especially considering the late night wake up calls this app seems to love pulling.

Really! Mine's sure I want to type maracas. I have to be careful. One day I'm going to miss that in time and that's what I'll call you guys. Watch, it's going to happen.

Ah, there's your demonic heritage coming out to play. Suddenly you've opened the gates for wolf eared band jokes.

*curses the wolves* You have to be hellhounds now.

I'm staging a mutiny if you try and make me guard a gate.

No way. I'll make you do whatever I need someone loyal to do. Fetch the souls of the damned or the Hades newspaper or something. ... Hades totally has a newspaper. I'm its duke. I know these things. Don't question it.

If I'm getting the paper I'm reading it first though.

A royal mandate has been given. Though considering how horrible some reporters are it would be less likely for their not to be a newspaper or at least a tabloid in Hades.

See, there's newspapers! You're my hellhound so you can read it first. If you know what's going on, I don't have to make royal mandates all the time. You'll know what isn't what I want.

This sounds less like hellhound work and more like lackey work.

Is that an extra slot on the underworld resume then?

I was gonna do just dog stuff, but if you're gonna read newspapers you can do more than that. Wolf stuff. I mean wolf stuff.

That slip up would work better if this wasn't a text conversation.

Minus two points from your Duke rank.

What? Lame!!! wait You can't take away Duke rank points! You don't outrank me!

You were the one that labeled me a hellhound.

By all rights I have no rank so how can you outrank someone with no rank?

Not having a rank still means you don't outrank me.

But what if it means I'm an outside party here to judge you and your rank?

Then I'll send all my real minions after you before you can

But will they be able to find me? I was pretty good at hide and seek.

Maybe I'll use other wolves.

Good luck getting them to focus then! They seem a bit busy fighting over ice cream rights.

Though if you can manage them that's about ten bonus points.

Ice cream rights?

The ice cream raid from a few days ago apparently resulted in a dispute over said ice cream that hasn't simmered down at all since then. They've been growling at one another since.

Yuuto Kidou ☸ Eligor

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