5/23 Lunch Time

[beastfang]

Genda Koujirou (Marchosias) GKmarchosias@applenet.net
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Likely many of us have at least attempted to look up the meaning behind the names we were first given when this app showed up. Some of us likely looked up the meaning of names from those we had struck up conversations with.

I was no exception and after verifying from what little resource is available I've resigned myself to the puns and jokes that will appear once the meaning of Marchosias is known by most of us on here, doubly so in regards to such due to the fact it seems those bearing this name are the most numerous here.

And to pull the metaphorical band aide off this as quickly as possible.



Marchosias apparently is some entity that some new age circles call to for help with loyalty, and is mostly depicted as a winged wolf.

Please deposit your jokes and puns here so it's out of your systems before the suppose reveal of information happening in five days.

[If anyone was walking about or also using one of the many outdoor tables on the lawns of Green Valley. You may have stumbled upon Christopher gently face planting in resignation on the tabletop he's currently sitting at, before he types rapidly on his phone. Mere moments after the applenet app buzzes with this new post. You may also notice an occult magazine open near said boy's elbow opened to a small article about said entity and some hyper stylized wolf with angel wings dominating the page next to it.]

Comments

Yuuto Kidou ☸ Eligor

[kouteipenguin]

You sure you want to ask for those? Are you really sure?

Koujirou Genda ⚔ Marchosias

[beastfang]

Which do you think is worse, having it all happen in one go here and now when I'm braced for such, or have it happen every single time someone who thinks they're funny makes the connection?

Yuuto Kidou ☸ Eligor

[kouteipenguin]

All I'm going to say is if any of you make a mistake, someone is going to say dammit moon moon

It is inevitable.

Even with trying to avoid it. I don't see how you can. I'm sorry.

[forsteri]

You're right. It isn't just you curious about it. Yours sounds kinda cool, though!

As for me:

[Attached are two jpegs. Both the carrier and the time are missing.]

[beastfang]

Well, at least you can picture your name to whatever you wish...and avoid jokes.

[forsteri]

To be more accurate, mine might as well not have an appearance at all.

Makoto Fukami ⚔ Marchosias

[transient_specter]

Does that mean we're a wolf pack or something?

Okuyasu Nijimura ⚔ Marchosias

[catchthishand]

im not sure i want to be pack with a thief

[ He will never let this go ]

Makoto Fukami ⚔ Marchosias

[transient_specter]

Pack doesn't get to pick.

Also I'm going to throw a carton at your head next time I see you.

Guts ⚔️GLASHYA-LABOLAS

[blackdogdown]

woof

Koujirou Genda ⚔ Marchosias

[beastfang]

Cute.


At least I don't have fleas.

[blackdogdown]

Nobody accused you of that, kid.

You trying to cover up?

Okuyasu Nijimura ⚔ Marchosias

[catchthishand]

wait really
thats kinda cool
guess it explains why theres so many of us

Yuuto Kidou ☸ Eligor

[kouteipenguin]

You're all lucky there are more than three of you.

[catchthishand]

yeah?
why it just adds to the confusion

[transient_specter]

It sure does, Moon Moon.

[catchthishand]

the hell did you just call me

Koujirou Genda ⚔ Marchosias

[beastfang]

I'm awaiting the pack dynamic jokes any moment now myself.

Pharos ☸ Ronove

[seasonsofdeath]

Why would there be jokes?

Yuuto Kidou ☸ Eligor

[kouteipenguin]

He means the memes about wolves.

Alucard ⚔ Marchosias

[draculabackwards]

Interesting research. So a Marchosias is a winged [INFORMATION DELETED].

WHY. Why can't I use that word? There has to be a specific reason...

[And it takes him a moment because he doesn't understand why. He has an electric guitar, lovingly decorated in a scene straight from a Gothic story, complete with moonlit night and a large castle. His amplifier though, the one in his room that he does not carry anywhere but his room is decorated in other art to complete the theme. Bats and wolves.]

The level of information blockage just took on a frightening level for me.

Makoto Fukami ⚔ Marchosias

[transient_specter]

Why?

Lenka Utsugi ⚔ Eligor (1/2)

[probablynoteren]

are wolves more funny than the other animals we have? [he's a bit bad at this] there's a lot of you, though... are you an ice cream one?

(2/2)

[probablynoteren]

[This one is like 15 minutes later, actually.]

... the macros? the ones about losing russian roulette.

[It's too bad they still can't send images because he's the worst at describing memes, we're gomens.]

Koujirou Genda ⚔ Marchosias

[beastfang]

No, I was in no way part of or even privy to the ice cream fight that supposedly happened. I was as much of a spectator as everyone else regarding such.


And I expect jokes because wolves are very overly done for many aspects found on the internet. Which isn't helped by there being far more of us then others here.