5/29 The Deal Makening Continues

[truthkills]

Kiriya Kujo ⚔ Baalberith kkbaalberith@applenet.net
Shared the following message below:

okay so if anyone is still trying to replace their phone either thanks to trying to get rid of this app or through actions taken as a result of this app that may have resulted in the destruction of their phones

lazer's pawn is having a really excellent deal on phones right now

you should all go check it out, mention this app and get a free case with your phone

Comments

Chikusa Kakimoto ☸ Astaroth

[kokuyoyo]

So this is the store you were trying to advertise?

[truthkills]

well I certainly wouldn't waste my time trying to advertise any others

[kokuyoyo]

Sounds pretty biased but alright.

I've heard pawnshops are pretty shady. How do I know this is legit?

[truthkills]

this is super legit

I personally vouch for the legitness of this shop

[kokuyoyo]

Do you still have the banana hammock phone case? I need to get a gift.

I'll take the pinup one if that got sold out.

[truthkills]

I still have both of these, most definitely

swing by the shop and we can do business

[kokuyoyo]

Then assuming I don't die OR "Makoto" doesn't get there first, I'll try to drop by this afternoon, thanks.

[He didn't even mean to get a new phone or anything, but here they are.]

[truthkills]

I'll be here

pleasure doing business with you

[transient_specter]

I am gonna stick your plants in food coloring.

[kokuyoyo]

In response to me getting you a gift? How rude.

Makoto Fukami ⚔ Marchosias

[transient_specter]

He tried to sell me a boob phone case for you.

[truthkills]

hey, I have a wide selection of cases

I can't help it if you found the one with the pinup the most memorable

[transient_specter]

You were the one who pointed it out specifically.

[kokuyoyo]

[Big brother, he loves you, but also- ]

Oh, I didn't know that was n your tastes.

[Gotta tease.]

[transient_specter]

It's not!

[Wait that sounds gay gotta recover.]

I don't have interest in that kind of thing.

[... Wait. That's just worse.]

[truthkills]

if you'd told me about those tastes I also have one with a dude in a banana hammock

[transient_specter]

I am not interested in that either.

[truthkills]

so I got a whole bunch of other phone cases that aren't primarily concerned with what you may or may not be into

[transient_specter]

Do those phone cases hurt when thrown at a face?

We could test that out.

[He's not gonna, because he doesn't want to be arrested, but.]

[truthkills]

I got one weird leather one with metal punk spikes that probably would

[kokuyoyo]

See, look, the shop also has those kinds!

They're really looking out for you, Makoto.

[He is on the verge of losing his shit here]

[transient_specter]

I know where you live, 'Chikusa'.

[kokuyoyo]

Who says I'm going to be there?

[transient_specter]

You have to come home eventually.

[kokuyoyo]

Lots of people move out at a young age. I could be independent, you don't know.