5/29 The Deal Makening Continues

[truthkills]

Kiriya Kujo ⚔ Baalberith kkbaalberith@applenet.net
Shared the following message below:

okay so if anyone is still trying to replace their phone either thanks to trying to get rid of this app or through actions taken as a result of this app that may have resulted in the destruction of their phones

lazer's pawn is having a really excellent deal on phones right now

you should all go check it out, mention this app and get a free case with your phone

Comments

Chikusa Kakimoto ☸ Astaroth

[kokuyoyo]

So this is the store you were trying to advertise?

[truthkills]

well I certainly wouldn't waste my time trying to advertise any others

[kokuyoyo]

Sounds pretty biased but alright.

I've heard pawnshops are pretty shady. How do I know this is legit?

[truthkills]

this is super legit

I personally vouch for the legitness of this shop

[kokuyoyo]

Do you still have the banana hammock phone case? I need to get a gift.

I'll take the pinup one if that got sold out.

[truthkills]

I still have both of these, most definitely

swing by the shop and we can do business

Makoto Fukami ⚔ Marchosias

[transient_specter]

He tried to sell me a boob phone case for you.

[truthkills]

hey, I have a wide selection of cases

I can't help it if you found the one with the pinup the most memorable

[transient_specter]

You were the one who pointed it out specifically.

[kokuyoyo]

[Big brother, he loves you, but also- ]

Oh, I didn't know that was n your tastes.

[Gotta tease.]

Miu Matsuoka ⚔ Beall

[extremelycute]

[Uh-oh.]

We need to talk. ( ´△｀)

[truthkills]

[Well, shit.]

I was wondering about that

I'll be at Lazer's, usual time, usual place

[extremelycute]

I wish you'd told me.

He has it, too, you know.

[She's talking about her brother.]

[ooc; Do you want me to just reply with bracket action? I can do that.]

[truthkills]

well you know little old optimistic me, hoping I was wrong for once

is that so? you gotta tell me more about it then

[[OOC: That works for me!]]

[extremelycute]

So did you know it was me this entire time?

Just hang on, okay? I'm on my way.

[And, sure enough, she's going to show up at Lazer's about an hour later. Look, it's hard getting around the city when you're twelve and it's already after school. She probably doesn't have a lot of time until the curfew, but whatever. She opens the front door to the shop and checks to see if there's customers before moving further inside.]

I'm too shocked and devastated to make a punchline, okay? Cut me some slack today.

Okuyasu Nijimura ⚔ Marchosias

[catchthishand]

hey are you buying phones

[truthkills]

buying, selling, and trading

let's make a deal

even if I won't finalize any deals until I see the phone there in my hands, no guarantees until it's checked out in person

[catchthishand]

we have like
three extra phones
i can sell one with a crack on it
and ill see if shax wants to get rid of the rest

[truthkills]

bring in all of them, even the cracked one
we can make some deals

[catchthishand]

okay let me check with shax see what he wants to sell

Lenka Utsugi ⚔ Eligor

[probablynoteren]

... lazer's pawn?

[Wait a minute.]

you work there. [it's not even a question, this guy seems to fit the #aesthetic, honestly] is that why there were so many cellphones there...?

[Give him a minute, he'll start making more connections. For the moment he's just wondering exactly how many people broke their phones, if it's that good for business.]

[truthkills]

that is exactly why there are so many phones there

gotta strike when any new business opportunity presents itself

[probablynoteren]

that's... dedicated.

[You really can't escape advertising anywhere you go, huh? And he really doesn't think this is Natsume, unless he's hiding some kind of alter ego under the shaggy mop and quirky doodles. So that leaves...]

are you the owner?

[truthkills]

the one and only

[probablynoteren]

i thought... [that you didn't actually do anything in the shop and it was possibly run by elves, because Natsume never did the really involved stuff either? That maybe the entire business was just an excuse to have a place to nap? He can't say any of that......] maybe it was just that a lot of people broke their phones.

[Like maybe half the city. Who knows how far the app reaches, okay.]