5/29 The Deal Makening Continues

[truthkills]

Kiriya Kujo ⚔ Baalberith kkbaalberith@applenet.net
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okay so if anyone is still trying to replace their phone either thanks to trying to get rid of this app or through actions taken as a result of this app that may have resulted in the destruction of their phones

lazer's pawn is having a really excellent deal on phones right now

you should all go check it out, mention this app and get a free case with your phone

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[extremelycute]

Yeah, the mom is usually never the villain unless she's kidnapping puppies or something drastic like that.

[If only life were as simple as kid's movies.]

That's even worse! I don't want old people to dance in front of me. I'd rather have the bear. I'll pass on all of this and just ride the bear, okay?

[truthkills]

She's just worried about all the mom things in life, you know? That's why she came with a fun uncle.

[Surely there's some cosmic balance at stake here.]

Yeah, sure, first bear that comes in here, you can ride it.

[extremelycute]

It's a good thing you're the uncle on her side of the family. I don't think my dad's brothers even send us money for holidays anymore.

[It's the worst for a number of reasons. Being from a divorced family is hard, she'd be super lost without Natsume sometimes.]

Alright. So, I'm riding the bear. ...but let's get back on track. Why do you think we have this? All three of us? What could it mean?

[truthkills]

Ah, that's a shame. I feel like I oughta get a few guys to go over there and rough 'em up a bit.

[It's hard to say whether or not he's joking about that, even as they're getting back on track.]

That's a good question. A real good question...and not one that I've found an answer to just yet.

[extremelycute]

I feel like Auntie Mizuki will drop dead if you send even the wimpiest guy over, so let's not do that quite yet. Uncle Shigure is probably fair game.

[She nods sagely, as if making a list of which relatives to rough up is a completely normal thing.]

So...what are you going to do about it? I'm not going to give you my cellphone, you know. I'm not sure if you're going to ask, but I'm part of this, too.

[truthkills]

I dunno, you've never seen Paco. Strong wind could blow him over, but he's got this really great knife-twirling thing he does...

[Hey, he can make up this sort of list all day.]

I'm gonna ask you to get me if you're gonna go off and do something crazy with this, that's what I'm gonna do. I'm not even going to try to stop you from getting at the app. You've been dealing with it all this time.

[Mostly because he's fairly certain he can't stop the app from following her device to device, that too.]