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Genda Koujirou (Marchosias) GKmarchosias@applenet.net
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Likely many of us have at least attempted to look up the meaning behind the names we were first given when this app showed up. Some of us likely looked up the meaning of names from those we had struck up conversations with.

I was no exception and after verifying from what little resource is available I've resigned myself to the puns and jokes that will appear once the meaning of Marchosias is known by most of us on here, doubly so in regards to such due to the fact it seems those bearing this name are the most numerous here.

And to pull the metaphorical band aide off this as quickly as possible.

Marchosias apparently is some entity that some new age circles call to for help with loyalty, and is mostly depicted as a winged wolf.

Please deposit your jokes and puns here so it's out of your systems before the suppose reveal of information happening in five days.

[If anyone was walking about or also using one of the many outdoor tables on the lawns of Green Valley. You may have stumbled upon Christopher gently face planting in resignation on the tabletop he's currently sitting at, before he types rapidly on his phone. Mere moments after the applenet app buzzes with this new post. You may also notice an occult magazine open near said boy's elbow opened to a small article about said entity and some hyper stylized wolf with angel wings dominating the page next to it.]

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Which do you think is worse, having it all happen in one go here and now when I'm braced for such, or have it happen every single time someone who thinks they're funny makes the connection?

All I'm going to say is if any of you make a mistake, someone is going to say dammit moon moon It is inevitable. Even with trying to avoid it. I don't see how you can. I'm sorry.

[He thought you were an ally, are all of you Eligors going to do this to him? He trusted you. They bonded over conspiracy theories and everything.]

It's people like you that make certain such horrible jokes remain eternal.

Edited 2017-05-23 06:10 (UTC)

[He is an ally. But that was his one.]

I know, I know. I saw it and I just couldn't resist the chance to be the one to say it. I guess I probably made sure it happens there... but that's honestly the only joke I'm going to make about that. But you know, I haven't looked up Eligor yet... We could be in for something worse.

You're one of those people that jumps into something with no clue what's going on just because it looks fun aren't you?

If I was petty I would make a comment on such, but no one deserves to have a name with an even worse slew of jokes then Moon Moon.

[Godspeed Eligor user. May your search be not as painful in regards to internet memes as his name has been.]

☚(ﾟヮﾟ☚) Okay. One second. Or minute. Or - I'll be afk for a moment.

I'm suddenly feeling very attacked right now

I'll hold off on my righteous fury until you return, because I'm at least a polite in my indignation.

oh okay then Did you know this thing has like three names? Finding it was a bit of a challenge. Abigor, Eligos, Eligor... there's three of us. I've got to get hold of the others, that's too much of a coincidence to pass up. Anyway, I'm apparently the grand duke of Hades.

Well you're slacking on whatever underworld duties you're meant to be performing.

Or are you the new face to entice people to not be afraid of said underworld?

I don't know whether to be amused or scared that there is three variations to that name and three of you. Luckily Marchosias doesn't seem to vary much in spelling.

Oh, I don't know. I invoked Moon Moon, I think I did my quota. Oh, and good to know Marchosias doesn't vary. It's hard enough to spell that to begin with.

I was attempting to let such a curse pass.
Remember this when I'm obligated to stand back to point and laugh when something happens in the near future to you.

My autocorrect is still completely upset with me over that name. I wouldn't wish it on anyone to type, especially considering the late night wake up calls this app seems to love pulling.

Really! Mine's sure I want to type maracas. I have to be careful. One day I'm going to miss that in time and that's what I'll call you guys. Watch, it's going to happen.

Ah, there's your demonic heritage coming out to play. Suddenly you've opened the gates for wolf eared band jokes.

*curses the wolves* You have to be hellhounds now.

I'm staging a mutiny if you try and make me guard a gate.

No way. I'll make you do whatever I need someone loyal to do. Fetch the souls of the damned or the Hades newspaper or something. ... Hades totally has a newspaper. I'm its duke. I know these things. Don't question it.

If I'm getting the paper I'm reading it first though.

A royal mandate has been given. Though considering how horrible some reporters are it would be less likely for their not to be a newspaper or at least a tabloid in Hades.

See, there's newspapers! You're my hellhound so you can read it first. If you know what's going on, I don't have to make royal mandates all the time. You'll know what isn't what I want.