so hey turns out I'm not actually dead

alright i mean not actually dead here out in the real world where i come from I remain kind of dead

but that is beyond the point, I have missed much, someone fill me in on what I missed in the hospital

and if anyone wants to know about the hospital thing, no big deal, I'll be off the crutches soon

okay so if anyone is still trying to replace their phone either thanks to trying to get rid of this app or through actions taken as a result of this app that may have resulted in the destruction of their phones

lazer's pawn is having a really excellent deal on phones right now

you should all go check it out, mention this app and get a free case with your phone